coatfloat:

That’s a nice otp you got there 

it’d be a shame if one WAS BRUTALLY EXECUTED IN FRONT OF THE OTHER

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ive lost control of my life

ArtistDREAM C CLUB All Girls with Male Staff
TitleKOI・OI☆week end

empressofireland:

harkerling:

phoenixgryffin:

modern day hamlet au where the ghost is a typical dad who calls hamlet ‘sport’ and makes a bunch of awful dad jokes

And Hamlet used to roll his eyes and mutter about the jokes when Old Hamlet was alive, but when he sees his ghost Hamlet starts crying because he didn’t know how much he would miss those stupid jokes and he thought he’d never hear his dad’s voice again.

i feel like there’s a yorick joke in here somewhere but i can’t find it

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vvinterdean asked: Birb hello! I am start soon the last year of school and am a fearful and many a bad feeligns. SUch a stuff to learn but no time to do! How to not be always the cry form such a stressful?? ? Many thank to you!

importantbirds:

HELLO frend.  Unfortunate, cannot say perfect way avoid any bad feelers or having a crys.  HOWEVERE, there methode of doing bets of reduce sad perhab and perserver through a sadde.  Hope this can offere a helpe.

It LOOK one difficult is “SO many worke”.  so HEY- are good the schedulemake?  as soon get assign, put down a schedule see how much time think will take.  Difficults tasks?  Lookeup a problems the internets.  LONG readers?  Fidn a cliff note or spark note or summarised upon a website or by person already taken class  HELPFUL iffin the read is hard comprehend.  

ALSO if author of Essaybook upon the Wikiped, look at the auther page, see what they opinion.  SOMETIME for me wikiped page can be dense so I begin the Simple English Wikiped, THEN regular.

 ALTERNATE, break down reading, if reads the essay.  Firts paragraph read, then lats.  Then firts couple sentence of each paragrab, to get point without spend SO MANY hour a reads.

OF COURSE if have MUCH trouble read, advise a find audio of read, especially access through school disablilty accomodate.

if have SO STRONG the stressor: 

Schedule a time do thing that unstress.  Movie?  Friend?  Napsleep?  Other?  Do.  If must take the schoolday off and able to for function, it okay to.  

REMEMBER a eat enough sleep enough drink the water enough too!  As best a can.  If able, do the best avoid allnighter unless that is a easiest style of work for thee.

If stress overwhelm, talk with teachers a plan of manage work.  (SOME teacher will be unkind terrible and it is not a fault of you.  SOME teacher will be understand grandhelp and I hope all will be goodkind).  Sometime it help a bring friedn to help for support talk a teacher.

SOME HUMAN find chat the therapits or counselor help with a stress.  SOME do nots, and ever therapy counseler differetn.  IF think or know would help try seekouts.  It is not a mandatory do therapys for answer a hard stresses.  If feel dislik therapy or counselor it os okay say “no thank!  Okay bye!”

ANOTHER thing is, most situation, is okay not do a perfect.  Sometime, human receives fail grade.  Unpleasant feeling, but not worldend.  

OF COURSE has many situate of outside schooltim to affected such answer.  FEEL FREE a sendmore quest.

I hate reading about destressing techniques because it all starts to run together as the same bullcrap but this is the best way to receive informations. Seriously.
Movie? Friend? Napsleep? Other? Do.

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smallestbird asked: tweet tweet?

importantbirds:

SQUEP!

suppermariobroth:

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time is a game in which the player controls Mario and three babies.

suppermariobroth:

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time is a game in which the player controls Mario and three babies.

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noravon:

the-rear-admiral:

LISTEN UP TACO EACH BRA COSTS $20 OK THAT IS $20 FOR AN EXTREMELY NECESSARY GARMENT THAT NO ONE EVER SEES AND EACH WASH BRINGS A STRETCHY GARMENT LIKE THAT EXPONENTIALLY CLOSER TO ITS DOOM NOW YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND BE GLAD I’M EVEN WEARING ONE

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING $20 BRAS?! THE ONLY BRAS THAT FIT ME PROPERLY ARE LIKE, MAYBE $40?!?!?!

I had the same problem since I’m a VERY splayed 40b but then I joined the Bali comfort revolution and I haven’t looked back. Amazon also very frequently has sales on bali bras.

The point is bras are expensive and ones that fit well are hard to come by and that dumb cat doesn’t know shit

LISTEN UP TACO EACH BRA COSTS $20 OK THAT IS $20 FOR AN EXTREMELY NECESSARY GARMENT THAT NO ONE EVER SEES AND EACH WASH BRINGS A STRETCHY GARMENT LIKE THAT EXPONENTIALLY CLOSER TO ITS DOOM NOW YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND BE GLAD I’M EVEN WEARING ONE

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it-started-to-rain:

psycho—owl:

"If it senses sadness with its fluffy fur, a Blissey will rush over to the sad person, however far away, to share an egg of happiness that brings a smile to any face."

- Blissey’s Emerald Pokédex Entry

okay this might be the stupidest comic i’ve ever drawn.

merged version here

i really wish there were more depictions of pokedex fluff in the world 

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